TOP 10 BEST DAN CASTELLANETA QUOTES

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

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I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?

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To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he’s just much misguided. He’s boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

Dan Castellaneta

 

How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you’ll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old – mentally, not physically.

Dan Castellaneta

 

There is no strong beer, just weak men

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English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I’m never going to England!

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Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I’d ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don’t care who I have to face, I don’t care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!

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Although I don’t get the parts in films or other television shows that would be befitting of a huge, international star, I don’t have to worry about walking around on the street or eating at a restaurant. Occasionally, you do get recognized a little bit. And that’s fine. Most people are pretty cool about it. That’s the thing – it’s such a low-key thing that I can still enjoy it and not worry about it.

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Go ahead and play the blues if it’ll make you happy.

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It’s hard to find a play that’s right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself

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The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity

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Operator! Give me the number for 911!

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After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.

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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say ‘Yo Goober! Where’s the meat?’. I’m trying to impress people here Lisa. You don’t win friends with salad.

Dan Castellaneta

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